jezebelthegreat:

Nada Surf/Popular

When I think of Vanity Fair, I think of fashion and arrogance and envy and the obsession with being beautiful. I think of popularity contests and egotism. I think of high school.

Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks; once, every two weeks! And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game! Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper!